Sunday, November 28, 2010

Reason #1 This Series Doesn't Work

If you'd like to write a romance, you should probably have interesting romantic leads. Here's a partial list of characters from the Twilight series that are more interesting than either Bella or Edward:

Jacob
Alice
Carlisle
Jasper
Rosalie
Charlie
Aro
Jane
Eleazar
Garrett
The entire Egyptian coven
The Romanians (Vladimir and Stefan)
Sam
Quil
Leah
Seth
Billy
Sue
J. Jenks (the lawyer)
That girl Jacob meets in the park when he runs away from Cullen Manor
Renesmee, I guess -- she loses points because she's Edward + Bella, but still
Phil (but not really Renee, she's pretty boring)
Several of Edward's cars
The cleaning lady on Isle Esme

I probably missed a few; a few underdeveloped Cullens and other major secondary characters were left out on purpose, such as the human high school students. If there are obvious omissions, let me know!

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